Due to the apparent dearth of writers on the planet I keep getting writing assignments from foolhardy, perhaps even crack-addled, editors. Don't they understand? I'm a photographer with heaps of deadlines. I'm a procrastinator with good intentions. Sure, you'll get the "story" and it'll fuckin' rock, whenever you get it. Why do these editorial types torture themselves with these so-called assignments? And don't they understand that I don't fall for their deadlinal ploys and threats?
And I also have that little lack of respect for authority problem.