Appeal to the Almighty, ever-able to unloose pestilence and woe:
O Mighty Numero Uno, please make those hee-haws next door who evangelize at inhuman decibels be forever vanquished from the Earth. For don't they Knoweth, Mr. Big Man, that He who screameth in your name and pisseth off the neighbors create bad Karma?
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Mentor #1 said that I should march into there during one of their services with my 2,000 year old arm bone - a holy relic even though it is a pedestrian - and proclaim that I'm taking over their church, heretofore known as Church of the Immediate Silence.
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ps: God, thanks for inventing Mike's Hard Lemonade!

Music purchases du jour:
New Jagger (his skinny ass + Lenny's skinny ass = YAHOO), Etienne de Crecy (techno pioneer from France, land of strong cheese and long handsome noses), best of CCR (everybody needs this for when the workload is piled up to one's eyebrows) and the new Chem Bros. (perfect).

Everyone, go HERE and make someone you like something nice for Valentine's Day.