I tried to call a pal a bit earlier and turned 3834 into 3438 and a woman answered the phone Praise the Lord!
My pal does not live there, I think the Lord does.
In honour of all people who think Halloween is a Satanic plot to turn children and adults down the path to eternal damnation and candy-munching I will now answer my telephone:
HAPPY BEGGARS' DAY - TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN... REJOICE!